I don’t know WHAT part of me thought that this was a damn good idea, but it’s too late now. So it’s Rajesh’s birthday, and I was just idly wondering what to do. (Ended up posting a small little tribute on Facebook, but it’s not like anyone’s gonna care.)
SO. There’s this video of this terrible 2008 film of Rajesh’s. I don’t have the nerve to even tell you the name. But I think you can find it easily enough. GOD WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID I CLICK IT. I am just… OH MY FREAKING GOSH RAJESH RAJESH RAJESH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT WHAT RAJESH WHAT THE HECK OMG.
I only lasted 30 seconds before I clicked another video and ran away. BAD IDEA. Another terrible scene. ._. And that pretty much ruined my whole Saturday. WHAT THE HECK IS WITH ALL THE SKINSHOW IN THE WORLD TODAY OH MY GOODNESS WHERE IS MY INNOCENCE WHERE DID I HIDE EARLIER HOW DO I GO BACK.
…I swear. Today’s just not a good day. And there’s all this issue with religon in my life and I ended up beating myself up over every little thing. Until I decided, okay, stop this rubbish, self, and let’s go watch Nau Do Gyarah because Dev is cute and I love him to death.
UNTIL my idiotic T-series DVD gave way. I want to use all sorts of foul language against T-series. GO DIE IN A HOLE is all I can say. Oh, and there’s also this idiot whom I’m having an argument with on a YouTube video.
…Now please excuse my rant, and please excuse me while I run off to a corner and cry over my lost innocence. RAJESH WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Anu Warrier
December 31, 2012 at 1:56 am
Siiiiiiiiigh!
bombaynoir
December 31, 2012 at 3:07 am
Aww, Anu, why do you always sigh?!
Anu Warrier
December 31, 2012 at 9:22 am
Because, my child, while I sympathise with your affections for the stars, I wish you would ratchet down the emotional overkill.
(ps: If you are serious about writing, you will need to be very, very harsh with yourself and get rid of all your exclamation marks and adjectives!)
bombaynoir
January 1, 2013 at 5:17 am
Hm, I do try not to spam too many exclamation marks, limiting myself to one, but I have been accused of laying on the caps lock too much. And what do you mean by adjectives? xD
ASHOK M VAISHNAV
December 31, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Ant one who followed Rajesh Kahnna seriously ha similar feelings, because if he did some wonderful films, he equally did as many terrible films, making the algebraic sum to tend to zero.
bombaynoir
January 1, 2013 at 5:18 am
Yeah, you are right, Ashokji. Rajesh’s films were BRILLIANT in the late 60′s and early 70′s, but then after that… I don’t really dare to try. Not after what happened with Dev’s TERRIBLE later films. Oh God it’s like suicide, watching one of them.